A little bit?
Weekend Update: CJ Rossitano on Winning the SNL Ticket Lottery, aired 4.2.2024
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“Something about Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell makes me feel bisexual af”
SYDNEY SWEENEY & GLEN POWELL
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This is a sign of a good hotel. Housekeepers are paid enough to care about small details and have enough time per room to goof around a little. If you have your stuffed animal tucked into bed you know there was enough time to pay attention to all the details of the room and that the rooms are cleaned well.
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all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose
was thinking of this guy when i made this post. invented the two most environmentally damaging chemicals in history and then got polio and immediately killed himself with a contraption
“one-man environmental disaster”
they called that man an organism
as bad as your worst day has ever been, do you have a wikipedia article saying you “possess an instinct for the regrettable that is almost uncanny”
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